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Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread (slrpnk.net)

submitted 2 months ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Whenever I return to my vehicle, if I do not have a shopping cart with me, I'll find one someone didn't return and return it for them.

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