What the fuck are cybertruck owners doing? That's a great color that would look good on a Porsche or Lamborghini. It'd cost them the same (maybe less, especially after all the fixing it needs lmao) and they'd look like less of an asshat.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

But being an asshat is their brand.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

True. Maybe they should have gotten BMWs so they are the same level of asshat, but in an actually nice car.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I hope one day somebody makes a comedy with a title like "Marks" about total idiots who buy a $100,000+ car made by a strange, racist, and moronic billionaire. The movie could begin with a robbery. The billionaire drives his car somewhere to get to get food to go. Once he's inside - somebody breaks in within seconds via a window shattering trick and steals the stuff that's grabble including a laptop. The thief gets into the laptop equally easily. The password is the something stupid like the name of the car.

On the laptop is plain text data for the ~15,000 marks who bought his car and they are the biggest marks in the world...

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

100 Bullets except it's 15K people who can be scammed with zero consequence

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

It'd cost them the same

Cybertrucks are 80k. The cheapest new Lamborghini would be an Urus which is a quarter million minimum. Porsche is a moot point because nothing can make a 911 look bad, other than eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension.