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[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It glides as softly as a cloud.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is there a chance the track could bend?

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not on your life, my Feddit friend.

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What about us braindead slobs?

[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Were you sent here by the devil?

[–] homura1650@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

No good Sir, I'm on the level.

[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

No, good sir, I'm on the level.