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[–] Tixanou@lemm.ee 76 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (22 children)

Here's a few other phrases i really like from him:

~~Smoking kills you, and if you die you have lost a very important part of your life.~~

The cold war of 1715

What is a gremlin? It's a monster that hates christmas

The 35 hours of the day

It is too much of a coincidence that someone is killed and the next day he is dead.

Jesus Christ was Palestinian and was crucified by the Spanish Empire

... Yeah, he's very intelligent, as you can see

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (8 children)

I tried searching for these quotes cuz I'm dumb and was close to sharing them with friends thinking it was real

Unless you have sources, in case anyone else is curious afaik these aren't real quotes. Bout got me though, I was like holy shit lol

[–] Tixanou@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

You can find a couple of yt videos of these by searching for "nicolas maduro frases graciosas" or something

But yeah, they're (sadly) real

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I would appreciate if sources were provided rather than sending me on a wild goose chase or being told essentially "trust me bro"

Do you not also think there's an issue when we start saying "you can find a couple"? If even one doesn't have a source but it's being pushed as fact, I will start thinking the claim maker unreliable.

I really mean no offense, I've been trying to search and can't find anything. I've asked chatgpt, Google, YouTube. I am trying to give benefit of the doubt.

[–] Tixanou@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Actually yeah you're right i'm sorry, here's the sources:

2 - https://youtu.be/E_JKBxgeNpk
3 - https://youtu.be/Nqbn_2vPuH4
4 - https://youtu.be/oepZEt8Xybw
6 - https://youtu.be/HJCOqDMim4E

I didn't find videos for the 1st and the 5th but the 5th can be found here https://runrun.es/investigacion/287990/las-54-frases-mas-celebres-de-maduro-para-festejar-su-cumpleanos/?tztc=1 and here https://citas.in/frases/2017221-nicolas-maduro-mucha-coincidencia-que-maten-a-alguien-y-al-dia-si/

and the 1st apparently is from Brooke Shields??? I swear I read somewhere that it was Maduro who said that... it does sound like something Maduro would say though... anyway...

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

you my friend are officially based af, thank you! I'm officially invested and going on a deep dive for this weirdo

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I support your stance. Pls keep it up and continue to hold your ground!

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Well thank you:) I've been thinking of this video through the exchanges: "if the truth is on your side, why lie?" https://youtu.be/CRtSZXS6wzQ?feature=shared

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