Ask Lemmygrad

I second Nonce Island for all of that and more.

Even bringing up those things (like the unseasoned beans on toast thing) tends to cause gammon attacks, including here.

The unprecedented bloodsoaked British Empire's many atrocities in centuries past tend to get glossed over by modern glazers that really, really like Doctor Who or whatever, making them very jumpy about criticism of Merry Olde England in particular.

The numerous abuses and offenses of the so-called royal family are covered up and they cover for each other as well.

Scotland really needs to secede already.