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Fuck you if your body breaks down doing manual labor to fix King Bazinga's air conditioning, or to unclog the pipes after he eats too much le epic bacon and pushes out a brick, though. Better hope you're charismatic and entertaining on GoFundMe. 
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Being really awful at Diablo 4 and Belden Bing and tweeting the play-by-play of a prolonged midlife crisis is hard work
It's funny. I guess what I'm saying is that every Hexbear poster should get paid for their posts since we're hard at work. If I become president, I will use the entire U.S. military budget to fund the Department of Memetic Warfare. There will be a shitposting division recruited straight from Hexbear, like the Praetorian Guard of old—it will be a cut above the rest.
How the hell are you gonna be bad at cookie cutter build simulators? I'm asking as a hard working honest person who is good at their job here.
No one dared to tell him he was making bad decisions, that's why.
It's the story of his life.
Hey, he works hard fighting the culture war every day. You can't understand the mental toll of having
how does anyone even look at college and go "oh yea pandering to arbitrary academic heads and testing expectations is very easy"