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Anon comes out to his religious parents (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What do asexuals think about when they masterbate?

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 78 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Aaaaaaaah

[–] hate2bme@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Haha

[–] absentbird@lemm.ee 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A lot of asexuals who masturbate don't do it with a sexual mindset, it's more like an exercise to relieve stress or get a little boost of dopamine.

It would be like asking "what do people without food fetishes think about when eating?" Idk, whatever is on their mind. They might think about how good it feels, but they could also be thinking about something totally unrelated.

[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This. Varies by person, but I'd say they're thinking about the sensation, or possibly a kink (Asexuals can have kinks).