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And I'm taking Poison Ivy off the table. Too easy. I think I'd go with The Penguin, mostly cause that just seems like normal crimes.

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[โ€“] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What ineffectual weapon would you smack your palm with when you're about to hit something or someone? I wanna be the guy yhst starts out with a gun, has it bataranged out of his hand and then uses a garbage can lid.

[โ€“] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

I wouldn't say ineffectual but I would say I'd use something improvised

  1. Baseball bat
  2. Crowbar
  3. Big pipe wrench
  4. Metal pipe

in order of preference