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Bald eagle thought to be injured later deemed "too fat to fly" (www.komu.com)

submitted 4 months ago by JonsJava@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Sequentialsilence@lemmy.world 82 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Merica

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 44 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Even our wildlife needs mobility scooters

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

but hey, we can always strap some fusion-powered mobility thrusters and it'll soar with the best of them, right?

(also, while we're at it, lets give them control of their shits and train them to shit on trump.)

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 months ago

Fuck yeaa