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What's the implied (final) solution to this extremely concerning situation, bucko? peterson-pain

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[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 18 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

If i was him, I'd use my billions to fake my death, get cosmetic surgery and just live out a quiet and comfortable life. But he's clutching his meme lord persona so hard.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 18 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Could have been like Tom from MySpace, where he just fucked off with a big payout and just sort of chills all day without any worries.

Still bourgeoisie, but by comparison a lot less harmful.

[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

At least when i think of Tom, I only picture that silly picture from MySpace.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 21 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

He aged weirdly well. Maybe because he's just enjoying being a rich guy instead of craving the construction of Torment Nexuses and establishing christofascist police states:

[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 22 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

He's not a good billionaire, by definition. Maybe closer to a benign tumor that's a low priority for excision.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 15 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah, that's how I see him too.

get cosmetic surgery

Any more and parts start to fall off. Either that or for some reason guy have the most artificially looking natural face i've ever seen.