It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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What's the implied (final) solution to this extremely concerning situation, bucko? 
Telling a baby to push itself out of it's own womb because it hasn't been issued bootstraps yet.
There's a reason why children conveniently don't exist or get mentioned in Atlas Shrugged.
The title was actually the result of somebody asking Atlas what to do if a baby starts crying.
Atlas shrugged off paying child support.
It's funny because for all their posturing about "protecting children," kids are everything conservatives despise: weak, unable to produce value for capital, and not yet fully assimilated into the neoliberal propaganda machine.
Chuds want to screw children in more ways than one.