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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon drives a bus (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Meanwhile, TSA: no water bottle for you. Bring a cell phone, laptop battery, and a spare 20,000 mAh backup battery (of dodgy provenance no less)? Sure no problem.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago

A laptop battery contains roughly the stored energy of a hand grenade, and if shorted it ... hey! You can't arrest me if I prove your rules inconsistent!

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Loved this when I was vaping and would travel for work.

Give me a ton of shit over my variety of juices, in 30mL bottles in my 3-1-1 bag...but the half dozen loose 18650s? Not a problem.

(They weren't totally loose, I had silicone sleeves on them and would rewrap them if they showed a little wear on the wrapper. I used mechs and RDAs, I wrote the newbie guide to rebuilding on reddit...I was pretty safe about it).