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[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I poop 3 times every day which means I'm getting smarter

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

You poop out the dumb every time!

[–] kool_newt@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does pooping frequency correlate with intelligence? What about pooping duration? I can drop a deuce and return and not drop a beat in our conversation.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Just wait until they get the runs, that must at least give an extra 40 IQ