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Trump Hoping To Disrupt DNC News Cycle By Eating Live Rat On Television (theonion.com)
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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It boggles the mind how an alleged billionaire can be so cheap.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Check out Michael Jordan's tipping philosophy

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Eww, gross. Another cheap bastard.