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submitted 2 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Easy. George Soros made them hurt the economy to fund his space laser.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

georgey boy has a space laser?

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All Jews apparently get a time share slot on the space laser. If Marjorie Tarjorie Greene is to be believed

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

they get a time share? Damn, i gotta get in on this shit