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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon needs help reading a social situation (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 166 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Find out her favorite food, eat it for three days and fart next time you’re near her.

The familiar scent will make her fall for you.

[–] tengkuizdihar@programming.dev 62 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Shit people say on lemmy

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Shit people ~~say~~ smell on lemmy.

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

im in looooove!! 💘

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

You smell the Mountain Dew Baja Blast?

Because that was for you.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago

This is the kind of reasonable take I come here for.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

That how you fell for Satan?