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Asking the important questions (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by ModerateImprovement@sh.itjust.works to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Would you rather have one horse-sized poop or a hundred duck-sized farts?

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Definitely duck-sized farts. That would probably feel amazing decompressing all that gas. And probably wouldn't kill you like the horse-sized poop. Unless you asphyxiated I suppose...