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Anon rides a bike (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Me unironically wanting to do this

100F outside most of the year because Florida (that's 38C for you europoors)

Have to wake up at 4am before sunset to be able to ride at all

work at 9

Can't into roadbike :(

[–] swan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It would take me 3 hours to get to work on a bike, and 3 hours home. I’d love to be able to do it, but Vancouver is expensive and I don’t want to waste my free time biking in 30° weather

[–] chrizzowski@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where do you live, Chilliwack? Lol. I get it though heat sucks. I'm in Kelowna and bike whenever I can, but I'm not showing up to dinner or a meeting drenched. Errands or casual hangs though sure why not. It is a little less soupy humid here so even 40° isn't awful as long as you're moving and have a breeze.

[–] swan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I'd prefer not to specify where exactly I live but you're close

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

4am before sunset

4am is technically "before sunset", but I assume you meant "before sunrise".

I used to live in central Florida (so not even the benefit of the ocean climate) and I rode my bike everywhere and I lived in a house with no AC. I was young and high all the time, which I guess made being soaked in sweat and stinky all the time bearable. Somehow I still got play from women - apparently I was cute back then and I was hyper-fit, at least. Absolutely no fucking way I could stand that shit now.