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Anon drinks milk (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 169 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

Fuck that. Fuck you. Fuck milk drinkers. Oh, you want milkies? Oh, you wanna suck titty juice like a baby? You gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?

I’ll be here drinking apple juice with my chicken nuggies and mac and cheese like a REAL big kid

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 73 points 5 months ago

I pray that you might eventually join me in a society beyond lactose intolerance, my wayward friend.

[–] Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Apple juice is fruit blood which makes you a gay vampire.

[–] bestagon@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Asterion build

[–] MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 5 points 5 months ago

Just in case it isn't sarcasm: You will more sooner die of heart attack than the milk drinker if you overdo it.

[–] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Apple juice

Its like tree milk