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[โ€“] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just put fish food under your foreskin and the fish will blow you.

[โ€“] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

step 1: jerk off in the ocean

step 2: fishes swim up and eat coom

step 3: fisherman catches fish

step 4: woman buys coomy fish at grocery store and eats it for dinner

Later virgins ๐Ÿ˜Ž

[โ€“] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I have no foreskin, and I must coom.

Have you heard of sounding?