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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 55 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Elrond can't drop Isildur into the fire because Isildur has the ring and nobody can intentionally destroy the ring.

Gollum was only able to destroy the ring because he's fucking stupid.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Elven combat tactics presumably do not include the dropkick.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Charge at him, give him a big bear hug, and momentum takes both of them.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Same idea. Though going in with him saves you from explaining.

"It's the craziest thing. He fell right in."

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

If you're smart enough to consider that this would destroy the ring, then you can't do it. It's intentionally destroying the ring.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Higher quality version without the ifunny watermark

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Re: your username
Filesystem check yourself before you filesystem wreck yourself

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

You are the first person to recite the magic phrase!

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

$fsck yourself before you $fswk yourself

[–] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

That was my first read, but I think the color change is supposed to mean he's recalling the story later.