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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is a true romantic (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist: she has difficulty with reading comprehension and understanding modern slang. She actually would have been interested in casual unprotected sex with him. But anon stopped reading and didn't clarify himself.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Alternate plot twist: she really loves horseback riding and always wanted to try riding a horse without a saddle (i.e. "bare back") but was a little nervous and wanted someone to help her with it. One day, she told herself, she would find the right person to "bareback" with.

Then anon DMs her. "Yes," she says, "I will bareback with you! meet me at the horse ranch."

Anon's like "horse ranch? wtf" but goes for it. The fated hour arrives and anon rolls with it. they all live happily ever after.