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[โ€“] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I want a bidet so badly for my paperey, shitty American butthole you don't even know. I should start a gofundme

[โ€“] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

even the $20 ones online work for getting your ass wet. Heck, if you don't have enough fiber in your diet like me, the cheap ones that spray harder are better!

Only takes a couple weeks to get used to cold water, too. There is A LOT of heat in an asshole, so it's more refreshing than chilly after you're used to it.