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[–] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 37 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I know a guy who really fucked a couch. He stopped because his stepdad found out and explained to him that something terrible would happen if he kept doing it.

Anyway, he's the raddest anarchist I know and the only couch fucker I respect.

ancom-pat

Edit: I should say, he's the couch fucker I respect the most. I don't want to offend any of my internet friends that might be secret furniture lovers.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What would happen? Chafing?

[–] space_comrade@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Well if he's blowing his loads inside the couch I'd imagine it's gonna start to smell eventually.

[–] spectre@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You're supposed to use protection

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

So that’s why my grandmothers couch was covered in clear plastic

[–] Realtor_Hate_Account@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

dracula-flow

Nutted in my couch so much it started smelling sweet

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

Oh god yeah you have to clean up afterwards.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

I may or may not have seen a number of porn vids online of guys screwing a fleshlight or object wedged between couch cushions or mattresses or pillows in my travels.