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[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Heres a concept, imagine some corrupting evil sword gets picked up by someone who incorruptible by the sword. The trick is they are immune to the swords corruption cause they are working off of a fundamentally different internal morality.

[–] fakeman_pretendname 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Hahaha!", said the sword. "I will twist your mind until you're wearing mixed fabrics, having pre-marital sex, and using the Lord's name in vain!", it cackled.

"I'll even make you skip church on the sabbath!".

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

what about gay sex and masturbation? Don't want to do half-job here being evil

[–] fakeman_pretendname 2 points 3 months ago

"Hmm...", said the sword, quizzically. "The scriptures on those are a little vague in the translation the Blacksmith had".

The sword paused for a moment to think, its metal shifting subtly in a manner which could vaguely be described as coy.

"Maybe...", stuttered the sword, "you could show me what that means".

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

"Communist dies and goes to hell" joke.