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[–] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Isn't a crèche that thing Lae'zel kept yapping on about in Baldur's Gate?

[–] bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes because githyanki are egg laying bat faced people

[–] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

...wow...how did I not make that connection.

Proof that my brain is smoother than that Githyanki egg I accidentally destroyed.

[–] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 6 points 4 months ago

I gave mine to the friendly lady out front. I'm sure it turned out well

[–] bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago

It's ok! The writers could have picked something irrelevant, you just got unlucky.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 4 months ago

Yes, you go there and steal an egg