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[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I loved it when God smote Ananias and Sapphira for being petite bourgeois traitors to the commune.

That's what they mean by Christian value right? It's right in the Bible, new testament even.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

also expecting the debt to be paid back? and with interest? smh at those heretics

[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How dare they call me bald? Send in the bears!

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

would trump be president if we could send the bears against people with dumb haircuts? smuglord

[–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Does the Bible ever say that it didn't mean bear in the context of gay men, because that interpretation is way funnier

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Some translations refer to them as she-bears. So we can assume they are butch bears.

[–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

In Latin, the term for she-bear is ursa, which becomes ursula with the diminutive

That said, Vulgate uses ursi (which is the male plural). Typical queer women erasure, swallowing my head.

[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 months ago

She-bears isn't explicitly defined in the bible, so it's safe to enjoy the thought of lesbians with giant beards beating up young chuds who made fun of your hair.

[–] Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 months ago

Bro really said: it's punishment time!