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[–] TheFerrango@lemmings.world 42 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I call fake on the American one. Where’s the advertisement? Where’s the product placement and the political propaganda?

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

THE MANTIS WON BECAUSE IT HAD THE ELECTROLYTES GRACIOUSLY PROVIDED BY BRAWNO! BRAWNO: IT'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!

[–] zabby@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 months ago

They used a big word: "graciously"

They must be the smartest person on the planet! Make them president!!!

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Where's the 3dcg render that shows a human being performing the same feats as the Mantis