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Anon watches nature documentaries (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 61 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

British character on British TV:

"you alright, man? My mum said you'd been feeling a bit down and could use a talk."

British character on US TV:

"Cor blimey, guvnor! Me mam gave us a right old bollockin' on that you'd bin down in the dumps and could use a jolly ole shot in the arm! Roger roger! Say no more!"

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Reality:

"What's up mate?"

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

"Alright?"

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

OI OMELUNDAH YOU CUNT!

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

CUNT'S TAKEN ME BLOODY SON! OL SOUPS MUSS DIE!