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I love them lol, I give them a copy of The First SubGenius Pamphlet and tell them the good word of our guru J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, Saint of Sales and Slack. "Bob" got a divine vision much like their Joseph Smith, except it was in 1953 while working on a television set of his own design when he received a shock and a vision from "god," the same one known to them as Jehovah, who told "Bob" of his true nature, that he is no god but a space monster named JHVH-1 from some corporate sin galaxy sent here to TAKE OUR SLACK!! But "Bob" has a plan, he's collaborating with other aliens, the good ones called X-ists, to sell the planet out from under JHVH-1, and anyone who buys an Ordainment Membership through The Church of The SubGenius gets a ticket off planet onto the PleasureSaucers with the alien sex goddesses (gender agnostic, they can take any form you desire).
I have a blast and they get a taste of their own medicine, win win.
That whole SubGenius thing sounds crazy and I love it.
It is crazy! It's the only religion that's so crazy it just might WORK! PRA'BOB!