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This is so fucking funny

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[–] ihaveibs@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I feel like every IT professional was waiting for something like this eventually. Seeing the shitty infrastructure that supports even mega corporations makes you wonder how this doesn't happen more often.

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

the world is built on a foundation of sand. it's amazing anything works at all

[–] ihaveibs@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

I worked for a company who had cut their IT department so bad they could not fix a payments database that handled over $1 billion in transactions annually in a timely manner. The fix was a non-IT analytics team created their own database in Access to store it in instead big-cool

And you are rewarded for doing stupid shit like that in corporate America instead of rightfully being told you are a fucking idiot.