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Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump (www.bbc.co.uk)

submitted 4 months ago by Blackmist to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] qprimed@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

100 years from now in a Tchurch™...

"and now, my brothers and sisters in Trump, we sing in praise of His Holy Orangeness and place the sacrament of The Bandage upon our ear."

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

"Followed by the ceremonial grabbing of the pussy."