this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 58 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Anon managed to pull off a double homicide of the movie night and his social life, all while being completely blind up his own arse. That shit's impressive.

[–] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There may be one or two contextual clues that reveal this is satirical.

[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 7 points 2 months ago

Most Greentexts are, but it's often more fun to joke as though it were not

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Exactly, but also relatable. Mistaking the group's poor taste in film for a MST3K-style riff-a-thon is something I would have done.