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What life hack is so simple yet so effective, you're shocked more people don't know about it? (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] ahto@discuss.tchncs.de 187 points 4 months ago (1 children)

For a second I thought you were talking about masturbation.

[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 122 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Well yeah crank your hog first of course

[–] dentoid@sopuli.xyz 32 points 4 months ago (2 children)

SPEAK UP BROTHER, I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CRANKED HOG

[–] ediculous@feddit.nl 16 points 4 months ago

AROOOOOO

[–] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

ABSOLUTELYCRANKINMYMF'INHOG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXtn0as91SM

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

Spank the monkey

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Filbert and Heffer playing "Spank the Monkey"

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh bay bee, oh bay bee, oh bay bee.

Rocko?

Mrs. Bighead?

simultaneous phone slam

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 months ago

There was also that one that was cut from the camping episode.

Rocko is foraging for berries and he grabs one on a bush and the bush recoils and you hear a bear growl. Then a bear jumps out from behind the bush grabbing his crotch and running away in obvious pain.

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago

Choke the chicken.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Flog the dolphin

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Mildly to firmly squeeze your penis while moving your hand back and forward

[–] Tomato666@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 4 months ago

Bash the bishop