"In the debate Sleepy Joe also declared that he wanted to test his skills and stamina against mine on the golf course. Can you believe this? Did you ever see him swing? He's like this. (gestures awkwardly) That's why this evening I'm also -- and this is in honor of you and everyone, 45 thousand people, that's a lot of people -- I'm also officially challenging Crooked Joe to an 18 hole golf match right here on Doral’s Blue Monster, considered one of the greatest tournament golf courses anywhere in the world, one of the great courses of the world. It will be among the most watched sporting events in history, maybe bigger than the Ryder Cup or even the Masters. I will even give Joe Biden 10 strokes aside -- 10 strokes, that's a lot. That means 20 strokes in case you don't play golf. I will give him 10 strokes aside and if he wins I will give the charity of his choice -- ANY CHARITY that he wants -- 1 million dollars."

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[–] D61@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Nobody asked for a Caddyshack 3 to be made. ground-pog

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

Bill Murray wandering around setting traps though... This keeps sounding better and better

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

"But if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key!"