I was trying to respond to the gf and my fat fingers hit the wrong name in my texts. Didn't notice until afterwards, and by then it was too late. I was never more glad to have someone pretend a thing had never happened.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I was tripping and accidentally sent the most insane shit to my coworker instead of my wife. We didn't like each other anyway. That was only a couple weeks ago so still kinda waiting for the shoe to drop.

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

"If you're driving down the ocean on a jetski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse?!?"