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Anons wife hosts a pool party (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by Gemini24601@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

It's not about the pool, it's about the grossness of being so close to others. This just tells me you've never been to a large party, otherwise you would obviously understand the need to have enough space.

I have been to cramped weddings, to parties of multiple hundreds of people for which there was not enough room. It is hot, it is smelly, it is humid, it is gross. A pool is worse. It has nothing to do with me having to clean.

A pool party I attend as a guest that does not have the room for those guests is gross. I don't care about cleaning. It's about capacity.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world -5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

It’s called temporary discomfort to build relationships.

Go back to your basement troglodyte.

Yeah cramped buildings can have stale air and messes, is it gonna kill you or something…. go clutch your pearls lmfao.

[–] rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Wow, you are so mad! Who knew your life is so unfulfilling that you need to cope like this.

Have fun with your pool party rashes, children screaming, and spilled bowls of chips, I'll be getting drunk and high while blasting vaporwave and playing crokinole with friends.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world -5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I'll be getting drunk and high while blasting vaporwave and playing crokinole with friends.

So you’re trading messy children, for drunken messy belligerent taller children…?

Okay, you must be one of those “incels” who hates kids, it’s not about people as you’ve said you have no issue having parties….You’re just an ass who hates children wow. Glad we could find what the real concern was… fucking yikes buddy.

[–] rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com 5 points 4 months ago

Stay mad, love ya. 😘