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[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I vaguely remember a scene where Jesus invented the dining table. I must not have been paying attention and just imagined such a scene.

[–] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

The whip biting into the skin on his ribs, then ripping out chunks. That was pretty intense for kids to watch.

[–] SacralPlexus@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 4 points 4 months ago

Jesus, it really was in the movie.