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Short selling spice derivatives based on future forcast retirement community being built in order to afford the $5/bottle surge after the petrochemical train devalued its load into the aqueducts. (hexbear.net)

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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 44 points 4 months ago

In the future, there will be lines of shopping assistants standing outside of stores. In exchange for a payment, they buy the items you need on your behalf so that the facial recognition doesn’t identify you as someone with frequent stomach aches and raise the price of Pepto-Bismol to $500/bottle.