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Was Mary Magdalene a freak in the sheets? (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world to c/askjesus@hilariouschaos.com

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[–] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Well, unfortunately I do not kiss and tell. So yea, there's that. But as they say in the ghetto, "She ain't no chicken head, that's foe dam shoe" that has held true 💯 in my experience.

Also, I've just put in a ticket for several great things to happen in your life. I hope you enjoy them. Take care my child.

And don't forget to love thy neighbor

Peace be with you.