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Texas to Celebrate 25th Anniversary of “The Green Mile” by Executing 25 Innocent People (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

All at the same time, a synchronized execution!, at a packed and roaring Great American Ballpark, or whatever it is they have in that fundamentalist, god-forsaken place, russia with Stetsons and deep-fried butter sticks.