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Study Finds Midnight Is Perfect Time for Cat to Do 14 Laps of Room Really Fast (reductress.com)

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

cats know what is best for us, they are like "WAKE UP HUMAN IT IS ALMOST FUCKING 3 AM WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Yeah, that's part of it. Since they are light sleepers and see you as clumsy kittens, then they expect you to be a light sleeper too. When you aren't waking up they get worried you died lol