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Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a tragic accident? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He's all right now.

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[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

Man, we've definitely improved the survivability of industrial accidents in recent times. I heard about another guy who fell into an upholstery machine, but he's fully recovered now!