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[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 44 points 6 months ago (1 children)

doubt this man has never been around a non-cishet person that didn't immediately grimace the second he turned away, i guarantee it. that answer was so straight i could build a level house with it.

[–] regul@hexbear.net 40 points 6 months ago (2 children)

"Sweet Caroline" is legit the most straight people song I can think of. Like, there are other songs (like Eminem's entire oeuvre) that may be more appreciated by specific sub-demographics, but in terms of wide-ranging straight (white) appeal, it's got to be hard to beat Sweet Caroline.

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago (4 children)

there are like three songs that every single person in a straight, white club of any variety will know the words to: "All the Small Things," "Mr Brightside," and "Sweet Caroline." ok there are more than that, but watching a lot of hammered undergrads screaming along to all three in a row at the end of a night was formative.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

Whelp I had never listened to Mr Brightside until reading your comment so I can’t be that straight and white.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You are seriously downplaying how much Mr.Brightside could make a room of white non-cishet millenials come unglued

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

I genuinely am, and you can only try to stop me (i'm white non-cishet people with a softspot for mr brightside, plz don't come at me)

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

Mr. Brightside kills at silent disco

[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 11 points 6 months ago

Hey two of those are known by gay white people too

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Honestly I don't think I've ever heard the original version of "Sweet Caroline" in full, I swear I have only ever heard other people referencing it

Edit: honestly pretty good, I liked it well enough

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think every baseball stadium is contractually obligated to play it once per game.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

It's what they do at the 7th Inning Stretch at Fenway Park in Boston

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

It's good as a chanting, sing along song, but not as a dancing song.