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Kamala Safe And In Stable Condition After Attempted Interview (babylonbee.com)

submitted 3 months ago by tux0r@feddit.org to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Trump Warns Immigrants Taking All The Good Vanity Plates (theonion.com)

submitted 3 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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How Trump Is Appealing To Women Voters (theonion.com)

submitted 3 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Employer Says It’s OK To Not Be OK But HR Will Probably Use You Not Being OK Against You (www.betootaadvocate.com)

submitted 3 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Country Musician Put Out of Work by AI Capable of Boot Licking Ten Times Faster (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 3 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Man Asserts Being Conservative Divorced Dad Whose Kids Won’t Speak to Him Anymore is The New Punk Rock (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 3 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Baby Boomers Leave Entire $78.55 Trillion Fortune To Single Spoiled Pomeranian (theonion.com)

submitted 3 months ago by cypherpunks@lemmy.ml to c/theonion@midwest.social

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subtitled screenshot of Walter Sobchak (John Goodman) in the 1998 film The Big Lebowski saying to Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski (Jeff Bridges) "Secondly, this is a fucking show dog with fucking papers" as Donny Kerabatsos (Steve Buscemi) looks on

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Tim Walz Under Fire for Allegedly Inflating Bag Toss Score at Family BBQ in 1998 (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 3 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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9/11 Truther Questions Why There Were Two Huge Bullseyes Painted On Side Of Twin Towers (youtu.be)

submitted 3 months ago by treadful@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Cop Worried Illegal Immigrants Eating Neighborhood Dogs He Planned on Shooting (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 3 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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The Onion Front Page: September 10, 2024 (theonion.com)

submitted 3 months ago by usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to c/theonion@midwest.social

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https://theonion.com/todays-historic-front-page-september-10-2024/

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Trump Avoids Answering Hard Questions By Pretending He Shot In Ear Again (theonion.com)

submitted 3 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Kamala Harris Tells Donald Trump he Should Smile More (www.seahorseshoe.com)

submitted 4 months ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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“He should smile more” said a beaming Kamala Harris. “He travels by private jet, won the Donald Trump golf trophy this year, and was the guest of honor in his January 6th fundraising gala. Yet all we see him do is scowl. You get more flies with honey than vinegar.”

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Air Force One Makes Emergency Landing at Dairy Queen (www.duffelblog.com)

submitted 4 months ago by SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Cybertruck Owner Brags About High-Tech Pedal That Makes Vehicle Accelerate When Pressed (theonion.com)

submitted 4 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Apple’s Tim Cook to unveil reasons why your current iPhone is already a piece of shit (newsthump.com)

submitted 4 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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'Trans People's Issues Alienate the Working Class,' Says Democrat Who's Never Met Either (reductress.com)

submitted 4 months ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Trump Campaign Powerless Against Group of Teenage Girls Saying "Ew" (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 4 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Ezra Levant furious to discover he could have been getting money from Russia this whole time (www.thebeaverton.com)

submitted 4 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year (theonion.com)

submitted 4 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Switchblade-Wielding Subway Rider Locked In Standoff With Penis-Wielding Subway Rider (theonion.com)

submitted 4 months ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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‘Woke media is harming our children psychologically’, insists man who is perfectly fine with them doing active shooter drills at elementary school (newsthump.com)

submitted 4 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)

submitted 4 months ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Opinion: Millennials Would Be Able to Afford Homes If They Didn’t Let Older Kids Trick Them Into Giving Up Their Most Valuable Pokémon Cards (hard-drive.net)

submitted 4 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Elon Musk Threatens ISS Crash Over X Ban (isglitch.com)

submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by EtAl_isGitch@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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SpaceX CEO claims it's "just a prank" in escalating Brazil dispute

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