Spotted on ebay...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/393741633581

I heard today a hilarious story about a person trolling an ebay seller. The item was listed with a £10 target price, which the person thought was not going to be offered, so made an offer of £5. The seller replied with £7.50. Okey then, my offer is now £4.50. The item did not sell. The following week the item was listed again. The person offered £3.50. The item did jot sell. The following week the item was listed again. The person offered £2.50. The item did jot sell. At £1.50 the seller was becoming rather upset about this approach. What was the reply, you might ask. “See you next week.”

go on

"The whereabouts of the duck is unknown."

She has other options. Her bed is 2ft away, her spot by the window is 4ft away, the bag of coat hangers is on a sofa bed, and a pillow is right next to her, but she's chosen to sleep on a bag on coat hangers the last 2 days.

Every so often she shuffles them around to get more comfortable and the hangers make all rattling noises.

I really don't know how to feel about it.

Should I get the 1kg long grain rice at £1.25, or the same 1kg long grain rice at £1.60?

They appear to be really getting on board with the old baked beans, I can only assume this was a targeted attack designed to spread our tomatoiest cultural export on the Americans' independence day

For the first time in weeks, I woke up and it feels like Autumn/Winter. It's quite a nice refreshing break from the hardcore sun we've had recently. Makes you appreciate the sun more once it's back.

Welcome to Casual UK. Feel fee to introduce yourself and have a chat.

How we all doing? How are we finding things on Feddit and Lemmy in general?

Have a natter.

The horror!

I created a new community/magazine for British/UK comedy discussion - sitcoms, stand-ups, etc.

One of the below should work, I've found that pasting the URL into search works best for Lemmy:

British Comedy

!ukcomedy

@ukcomedy

!British Comedy@fedia.io

https://fedia.io/m/ukcomedy

all in the best possible taste!

What’s the worst roast by a child you’ve suffered?

Long time ago my nephew asked what I did for work. After graduating from university I had a rather good job in a tech company. As I explained what I did his eyes glazed over in 10 seconds flat. After a while he interrupted: “So you didn’t like school, did you.”

would it be the tasty billionaire? Or perhaps go for an bit of flavour and choose la Francais? It would have to be raw, as a naked flame does consume a certain amount of oxygen.

Id go for the French guy.

Please do not adjust your set.

This is a schhedule post test. Please ignore.

It should be unfeatured at 00:00 midnight.

While it did not become unfeatured at 00:00 midnight the day it was posted, I want to see if , I'm leaving this up for now to see if it does this midnight

And now I have to serve it in dollops, you know what, it’s better like that.

Buotros, Boutros Ghaly.