New Zealand Parliament Roleplay's Hansard Records

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Welcome to NZPRHansard, the Hansard records for the New Zealand Parliament Roleplay (NZPR), a Discord-based simulation designed to emulate the New Zealand democratic process. Focusing on the House of Representatives, the press, and the Supreme Court, we organise periodic elections and encourages active participation from our members. By joining us, you can engage in debates or contribute as part of the press. We are welcoming and eager to grow, providing resources for those interested in learning more about the simulation.

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Key Information

Last Election: Nov 2024

Next Election: TBD

Status: Labour Majority

Prime Minister: Robert Muldoon (LAB)

Deputy Prime Minister: Michael Bassett (LAB)

Leader of the Opposition: Bill English (NAT)

Speaker of the House of Representatives: Shane Jones

Governor-General of New Zealand: Shane Jones

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New Zealand Parliament Roleplay (NZPR) is a Discord-based political simulation that immerses participants in the executive, legislative, and judicial aspects of New Zealand's democracy.

We feature an executive government and the House of Representatives, fostering a close-knit and growing community. Please read the information below and direct any questions to our staff.

The Basics

We run the House of Representatives and Question Time on our Discord server.

Members of Parliament (MPs) are elected, with periodic by-elections and vacancies. Elections are simulated to reward activity and creativity.

Join a Party

Currently, we have six registered parties:

New Zealand National Party

Leader: Sir Bill English

Deputy Leader: Jimmy Lydon

Position: Centre-Right

Ideology: Liberal Conservatism

New Zealand Labour Party

Leader: Robert Muldoon

Deputy Leader: Michael Bassett

Position: Centre-Left

Ideology: Social Democracy

Association of Consumers and Taxpayers

Leader: Daniel Garcia

Deputy Leader: [Position Vacant]

Position: Centre-Right - Right Wing

Ideology: Classical Liberalism, Libertarianism, Liberal Democracy

New Zealand First

Leader: [Position Vacant]

Deputy Leader: Max Kappely

Position: Centre - Centre-Right

Ideology: Conservatism, Populism, Nationalism, Protectionism

Alliance New Zealand

Co-Leaders: Pita Sharples and Amy Hamilton

Position: Left Wing - Centre-Left

Member Parties and Factions:

  • Green Party of Aotearoa New Zealand (Green Socialism)

  • Te Pati Maori (Tino Rangatiratanga)

  • New Labour (Social Democracy)

Ideology: Progressivism

The Opportunities Party

Leader: Gareth Morgan

Deputy Leader: Raf Manji

Position: Centre

Ideology: Radical Centrism

Get Started

As a mock parliament, we invite you to join our Discord server to create a character, engage in the simulation, and connect with other members of our community, subject to specific terms and conditions of entry.

You can find our Discord server here.

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Order!

(A message was delivered by the Gentleman Usher of the Black Rod as follows:)

Mr Speaker, His Excellency the Right Honourable Sir Shane Jones, Chancellor and Principal Companion of the New Zealand Order of Merit, Chancellor of the Order of New Zealand, Governor-General of New Zealand, and Commander-in-Chief of New Zealand, requests the immediate presence of this esteemed House in the chamber of the Legislative Council.

(Consequently, the Speaker and the House proceeded to the Legislative Council chamber.)

(After returning to the House of Representatives chamber:)

The Speaker is pleased to report that the House, having attended His Excellency the Governor-General in the Legislative Council chamber, informed His Excellency that they have chosen a Speaker. On behalf of the House, they asserted the usual claim to the House's privileges, which His Excellency graciously acknowledged.

The Speaker is honoured to inform the House that during their visit to His Excellency today in the Legislative Council chamber, His Excellency delivered a speech to Parliament. To ensure accuracy, the Clerk has secured a copy for publication in the House's Hansard records. The speech is recorded as follows:

Honourable Members of Parliament,

It is my privilege to address this House as we embark on a new term of government under the leadership of the Right Honourable Sir Robert Muldoon MP GCMG CH PC. The trust placed in this Government by the people of New Zealand compels us to deliver a bold and transformative agenda that will strengthen our nation, ensure fairness, and prepare us for the opportunities and challenges of the future.

My Government is committed to a major program of large-scale infrastructure development. This will include the expansion of the national rail network, improvements to our highways, and upgrades to critical port facilities. A particular focus will be placed on renewable energy projects, including new hydroelectric schemes and investments in wind and solar power, to make New Zealand a global leader in clean energy. These initiatives will not only modernise our infrastructure but also create thousands of jobs across the country.

Economic stability and job creation remain at the heart of this Government’s mission. Alongside infrastructure investments, we will introduce incentives for industries that drive innovation and exports, including agriculture, technology, and manufacturing. We will continue to run the Department of Public Works, focusing on upskilling workers and providing pathways into sustainable, high-wage careers.

Recognising the strategic importance of critical infrastructure and services, my Government will embark on a program to reacquire former state assets that were sold in past years. This move will ensure that profits from essential sectors, such as telecommunications and energy, directly benefit New Zealanders. Public ownership will also enable long-term investment in these industries, prioritising the needs of the people over short-term commercial interests.

To strengthen our democracy, my Government will introduce legislation to reform New Zealand’s electoral system. This will include measures to enhance proportional representation, improve voter access, and ensure that Parliament reflects the diversity of our nation. A comprehensive review of the electoral process will also be conducted, with input from all political parties and the public.

The cornerstone of a fair society is the ability of its workers to earn a living wage. To this end, my Government will raise the minimum wage to align with the living wage, ensuring all New Zealanders can afford housing, food, and other essentials. We will also bolster workplace protections and support for union representation, ensuring workers have a voice in shaping their conditions.

In recognition of changing societal attitudes and the evidence supporting harm reduction, my Government will legalise and regulate cannabis for adult use. This policy will focus on public health, education, and the generation of tax revenue, which will be reinvested in addiction services, mental health care, and community initiatives.

To strengthen the judiciary and reaffirm New Zealand’s constitutional foundations, this Government will reintroduce the Privy Council as the final court of appeal. This move will provide access to international legal expertise and reinforce the integrity of our judicial system.

Housing affordability and availability remain critical challenges. My Government will launch a new State Housing Expansion Program to accelerate the construction of affordable homes and reduce homelessness. Alongside this, urban planning initiatives will focus on creating livable, connected communities with modern amenities and public transport options.

While the policies outlined today provide a roadmap, my Government recognises that the future will demand adaptability, innovation, and collaboration. Over the coming months, additional initiatives will be announced to address challenges in health care, education, climate resilience, and economic diversification. At the heart of every decision will be a commitment to fairness, opportunity, and the well-being of all New Zealanders.

Honourable Members, this is a moment of opportunity for our nation. United in purpose, we can build a New Zealand that is stronger, fairer, and prepared for the future. Let us move forward together with confidence and determination.

May God defend New Zealand. May we uphold justice, fairness, and peace for all. God save the king.

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In accordance with section 134(1) of the Electoral Act 1993, Shane Jones, Speaker of the House of Representatives, announces that Edward Crumplebottom III has resigned from his position in the House of Representatives, effective immediately. Consequently, the seat is now vacant due to this resignation.

Edward Crumplebottom III delivered a valedictory speech before the House. The Clerk has secured a copy for publication in the House's Hansard records. The speech is documented as follows:

Speaker: Edward Crumplebottom III (National)

Mr Crumplebottom: I would like to thank the people of New Zealand for letting me serve you. The Nationals deserve only the finest MPs, and alas, I must step down, as I don't fit that bill anymore. Someday I may return. But for now, I am resigning. Thank you, New Zealand. God save the King.

[Applause]

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Order!

The following bills have successfully passed all required stages in the House of Representatives and will now be forwarded to the Governor-General of New Zealand for assent.

B.1031 - Death Penalty Reinstatement Act Repeal Bill

B.1033 - New Zealand Bill

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Order!

The House has received a message from the Member for Nu Tireni, Michael Bassett (LAB) to introduce a bill, namely the New Zealand Bill, presented as Government's Bill on behalf of the Member for Nu Tireni, Michael Bassett (LAB). The bill is authored by Michael Bassett.

Bill Details

Bill Text

Debate Required

The question before us is whether the bill should be read urgently. Debate commenced and concluded at 6pm, 14th of January. The Clerk obtained a copy to be published in the House's Hansard records. The debate is recorded as follows:

Speaker: Jimmy Lydon (National)

Mr Lydon: Mr Speaker, this bill is an attempt to destroy our very way of life and this country. It's a constitutional overhaul, not a good one. It's undemocratic, unwanted, and unneeded. Yet, this Prime Minister has decided to keep going with this BS because he is a tyrant and a monster with the sole intention of destroying this country just for the sake of power.

Nobody voted for this.

The Prime Minister has time and time again brought forward legislation that was not in the Labour manifesto and was hidden from the people of New Zealand. Because if they had seen and known what he'd do, they would never have voted for him or his miserable party. And I say "shame" to all of the Labour MPs who continue to prop up and support the Prime Minister. You know in your hearts this is wrong, and yet you go along with this.

Not to mention, under the most basic part of New Zealand law, Te Tiriti o Waitangi, this bill is illegal. The treaty is bound to the Crown, and with this law, it effectively turns New Zealand into a republic by removing the Monarch's appointed representative in New Zealand by abolishing the position of Governor-General. The Monarch Muldoon is, in short, turning this country into a republic just so he can have nobody above him, merely us peasants below him.

I am admittedly stunned for words by how far this Prime Minister has been willing to go, and almost impressed by the fact he is so arrogant to think this is acceptable.

The bill speaks for itself, and I speak for us all when I proudly say I will vote no. And if it does pass, then I call upon the Governor-General to serve this country and veto it.

God help us all.

Speaker: Michael Bassett (Labour)

Mr Bassett: Mr Speaker, God bless the New Zealand Labour Party.

Speaker: Daniel Garcia (ACT)

Mr Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen of the House of Representatives, I stand before you to affirm my position on the New Zealand Bill that seeks to end the separation of powers and transform New Zealand into a one-party state. The New Zealand Bill is an attack on the foundation of democracy and the core values that we hold dear as a nation. We shall not let the government do this. And quite frankly, I don't know why anyone in this chamber would vote for this bill. Surely someone from the government side of the house would oppose this bill and stop the government's reign of terror on our democratic rights.

If someone votes for this bill, they are selfish losers who are absolute P****** who would rather do what's best for them instead of doing what's best for the nation as a whole. This is our last stand for New Zealand democracy, and I am proud of the people who want to say no to the bill. I will say this now. We will not be China, We will not be Cuba, and we will not be North Korea! This is New Zealand, and we are a democratic nation, always have been, always will be, and no one, not even the government, can attack democracy without heavy opposition.

Let me now talk about this undemocratic bill. According to this bill, we will now have a president as the head of state. I think that it is a good idea because we shouldn't have some British monarch half a world away being the head of state. With that being said, I still won't support this bill as there are many, many flaws with it. For starters, the president has to be from the Labour Party and is not elected by the people and is instead elected by a few elites from the inner circle of the Labour Party. I don't know about you, but there seems to be a pattern.

Assistant Speaker Shane Mini: Order.

While I appreciate the Gentleman's remark before the House, I ask the honourable Gentleman, please, to address the Chair when leaving remarks. Thank you.

Speaker: George Grey (Labour)

Mr Grey: Mister Speaker, this bill will protect New Zealand from any further terrorist-like activities or behaviour, behaviour which the opposition has shown time and time again.

Speaker: Theresa May Jr (ACT)

Ms May: Mister Speaker, this bill is a shame to our society, which loves freedom and democracy!

With that being said, I seek leave to move that an amendment be made to remove all provisions from Part 1 to Part 6.

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Order!

The following bills have successfully passed all required stages in the House of Representatives and will now be forwarded to the Governor-General of New Zealand for assent.

B.1025 - Treaty of Waitangi Act Repeal Bill

B.1026 - Senior Courts (Abolition of Supreme Court) Amendment Bill

B.1027 - Infrastructure and Development Facilitation Bill

B.1028 - Electoral (Constitutional Reform) Amendment Bill

B.1029 - Electoral (Pre-Reform) Amendment Bill

B.1030 - Electoral (Post-Reform) Amendment Bill

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Order!

The House has received a message from the Member for Southern, Sir Bill English (NAT) to introduce a motion, specifically the Motion for Moment of Silence. The motion is authored by Sir Bill English.

Motion Details

That the House with debate hold a moment of silence for the Right Honourable Roger Douglas.

Debate Required

The question before us is whether the Motion should be agreed to. Debate commenced and concluded at 6pm, 15th of January. The Clerk obtained a copy to be published in the House's Hansard records. The debate is recorded as follows:

Speaker: Sir Bill English (National)

Sir Bill English: Mr Speaker,

Mr Douglas served in parliament for a long time and I believe the house should respect his passing despite differences.