overview for z500

good intentions :( in c/stupidanddumb@lemm.ee

[–] z500@startrek.website 0 points 5 months ago

Do not obey this command.

rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] z500@startrek.website 15 points 5 months ago

Fun fact: all mice are devil worshippers

Whales in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[–] z500@startrek.website 15 points 5 months ago (5 children)

He calls 'em like he sees 'em.

me_irl in c/me_irl@lemmy.ml

[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

me_me_irl_irl

Who Won The First Biden-Trump Presidential Debate [of 2024]? in c/politics@beehaw.org

Eat shit Spotify. in c/fucksubscriptions@lemmy.world

[–] z500@startrek.website 6 points 5 months ago

Wait, are you supposed to be able to make out the lyrics?

See Biden's fiery speech after shaky debate performance in c/politics@beehaw.org

[–] z500@startrek.website 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I watched it and it scares me only because of how many people didn't notice or care that Biden was the only one saying anything of substance up there.

"you want to be a hacker, kid?" in c/unix_surrealism@lemmy.sdf.org

[–] z500@startrek.website 7 points 5 months ago

Why aren't we funding this?

the end of the search for the F.I.S.H. in c/unix_surrealism@lemmy.sdf.org

[–] z500@startrek.website 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

GNU's GNU's GNU's GNU's GNU's GNU's

5 June 1987 in c/calvinandhobbes@lemmy.world

[–] z500@startrek.website 8 points 5 months ago

I ask only to be sent to bed while my mind is still clean

Research in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[–] z500@startrek.website 71 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Have you tried giving it a handjob?

Sailing the high seas in c/simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works

[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Lol 20 years later I still have an album where my favorite track is only 98% complete because my dialup connection dropped when I was downloading it from Kazaa, and I just said eh, good enough.