z500

joined 1 year ago
[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 10 months ago

Lol I think it basically is, it just isn't literal shit

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's Huttese for fodder

[–] z500@startrek.website 6 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Pudu is for banthas!

[–] z500@startrek.website 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pour it on yourself and you'll never have to work another day in your life

[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago

Happy Threshold Day!

[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Glory to you... ^AND ^YOUR ^PASSWORD...

[–] z500@startrek.website 21 points 10 months ago

"ingenuity is kill"
"no"

[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago

And I will see my dream come alive at last

[–] z500@startrek.website 16 points 10 months ago

Yeah I'm taking another break, but I'm not going to enjoy it

[–] z500@startrek.website 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

I saw George W. Bush at a grocery store in Kennebunkport yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago

It helps to always have a podcast in the background as a secondary source of stimulation

[–] z500@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago

"Why" is straight up noise rock a full decade before noise rock became a thing and it's awesome. I'm not taking any questions.

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