thegr8goldfish

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[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can't be the only one who read this in the voice of Gilbert Dauterive~~https://kingofthehill.fandom.com/wiki/Gilbert_Dauterive~~.

Every orher day I enter sets from my workout so my dumbass can remember when I have done 200 squats. My knees hurt.

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How do they have standing to sue? What's the harm suffered by the campaign?

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Repugnicans or Retardicans are also accepted.

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 6 points 4 months ago (13 children)

But I'll still vote for him.

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 61 points 4 months ago

Uh oh. The SS better stage another quick phone upgrade so they can accidentally lose all the evidence again.

He just caught a scratch. Holding up his arm isn't the smart thing to do but that just makes it more authentic.

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 89 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Knowing nothing of circumstances, I am willing to bet this happened because his Secret Service detail is staffed with loyalists instead of professionals.

I like the way you think. To quote myself, "If you need to use the /s, you're not sarcastic hard enough."

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Personally I don't think humans are going anywhere. We might destroy most of the biosphere and a large portion of humanity but I bet in the end roaches go extinct before we do.

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